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June 3, 2007
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Holy
Trinity Sunday
June 3, 2007
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The Dogma
of the Holy Trinity,
Catechism of the Catholic Church §§ 253, 254, 255
The
Trinity is One. We do not confess three Gods, but
one God in three persons, the "consubstantial Trinity".
The divine persons do not share the one divinity among
themselves but each of them is God whole and entire: "The
Father is that which the Son is, the Son that which the
Father is, the Father and the Son that which the Holy
Spirit is, i.e. by nature one God." In the words of the
Fourth Lateran Council (1215), "Each of the persons is
that supreme reality, viz., the divine substance, essence
or nature."
The
divine persons are really distinct from one another.
"God is one but not solitary." "Father", "Son", "Holy
Spirit" are not simply names designating modalities of the
divine being, for they are really distinct from one
another: "He is not the Father who is the Son, nor is the
Son he who is the Father, nor is the Holy Spirit he who is
the Father or the Son." They are distinct from one another
in their relations of origin: "It is the Father who
generates, the Son who is begotten, and the Holy Spirit
who proceeds." The divine Unity is Triune.
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divine persons are relative to one another.
Because it does not divide the divine unity, the real
distinction of the persons from one another resides solely
in the relationships which relate them to one another: "In
the relational names of the persons the Father is related
to the Son, the Son to the Father, and the Holy Spirit to
both. While they are called three persons in view of their
relations, we believe in one nature or substance." Indeed
"everything (in them) is one where there is no opposition
of relationship." "Because of that unity the Father is
wholly in the Son and wholly in the Holy Spirit; the Son
is wholly in the Father and wholly in the Holy Spirit; the
Holy Spirit is wholly in the Father and wholly in the
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Samuel
1 Samuel
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After
Joshua and before Saul the first king of
Israel, Israel is ruled by 12 judges. These
are wise leaders or military heroes. The
last of the judges is Samuel.
In Ramah, in
the hill country of Ephraim, Elkanah lives
with his two wives, Hannah and Peninnah.
Peninnah is blessed with children while
Hannah is childless. Elkanah regularly goes
on a pilgrimage from his city to worship the
LORD of hosts and to sacrifice to him at
Shiloh. The temple in Shiloh is ministered
by the priest Eli along with his two sons,
Hophni and Phinehas.
During
the day of the offering Elkanah gives a
portion each to his wife Peninnah and to all
her sons and daughters, but a double portion
to Hannah because he loves her.
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During one such
pilgrimage, as she did in the past, Peninnah
reminds Hannah that the LORD has left her
barren. Hannah becomes so upset she weeps and
refuses to eat. When Elkanah sees this, he
worries.
After a meal in Shiloh Hannah prays silently she
promises the LORD that if He gives her a male
child she will give him to the LORD for as long
as he lives. She also promises that neither wine
nor liquor will he drink and no razor will ever
touch his head.
Eli the priest of Shiloh sees Hannah praying and
weeping and Eli thinks that Hannah is drunk and
reproaches her to sober up. Hannah explains that
she was just pouring out her troubles and deep
misery to the LORD. Eli sends her off with a
blessing.
After she meets up with Elkanah they return home
where they had relations and the LORD remembers
Hannah. She conceives and gives birth to a son
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When it comes
time to offer sacrifice in Shiloh again,
Hannah refuses to go saying that she needs
to stay until Samuel is weaned so she can
offer him to the LORD as a consecrated man.
So Hannah stays to nurse her son.
Once Samuel is
weaned, Hannah brings him, along with a
three-year-old bull, about a bushel of
flour, and a skin of wine to the temple of
the LORD in Shiloh. Hannah presents Samuel
to Eli as an offering to the LORD, and to
live in the temple for as longs as he lives.
The boy
Samuel, girt with a linen apron, grows in
the presence of the LORD. He sees his mother
and father when they come up to offer
sacrifice at the temple at Shiloh. Samuel
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Hannah finds
favor with the LORD. She bears three more
sons and two daughters while Samuel is
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The Sins of
Eli |
Meanwhile the
sons of Eli are wicked. They neither respect
the LORD nor the priestly duties toward the
people. They demand portions of the offering
from the people and sometimes, they extract
their demands by force. They treat the
Israelites who come to make offerings badly
and their offering with disdain. These
wickedness go on without reproach from Eli.
One day a man of God comes to Eli and tells
him that he and his sons had dishonored the
LORD. The LORD tells Eli that no man in
Eli’s family shall reach old age. He also
says that his sons, Hophni and Phinehas,
will die on the same day. The LORD also
revokes His promise of eternal priesthood.
He tells Eli that He will choose a faithful
priest who shall do what He has in heart and
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The Call to
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One night
while Samuel sleeps in the temple of the
LORD where the ark of God is, the LORD calls
Samuel for the first time in his life.
Samuel runs to Eli and tells Eli, "Here I
am," thinking Eli had called him. Eli tells
he that he did not and tells him to go back
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Again the LORD
calls Samuel, who rises and goes again to
Eli. "Here I am," he says. "You called me."
But again Eli answers that he did not call
him. He tells Samuel to go back to sleep.
The LORD calls Samuel again. Samuel gets up
and goes to Eli, he said, "Here I am. You
called me."
Eli
understands then that the LORD is calling
the youth. So he says to Samuel, "Go to
sleep, and if you are called, reply, 'Speak,
LORD, for your servant is listening.'"
When Samuel
goes back to sleep in his place, the LORD
comes and reveals his presence, calling out
as before, "Samuel, Samuel!" Samuel answers,
"Speak, for your servant is listening."
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The LORD says to
Samuel that that day is coming He will carry out
everything He threatened
against the family of Eli. The LORD tells Samuel that
Eli’s sons blasphemed God, and yet Eli did not
reprove them.
Samuel then sleeps until morning. He gets up
early and opens the doors of the temple of the
LORD. Eli calls him and demands that Samuel
tells him everything that the LORD said.
So Samuel does. Afterwards, Eli answers that the
LORD will do what He judges best.
Samuel grows up, and the LORD is with him, not
permitting any word of his to be without effect.
Thus all Israel comes to know that Samuel is a
prophet of the LORD.
The LORD continues to appear at Shiloh to Samuel
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At this time, the
Philistines gather for an attack on Israel.
Israel goes out to engage them in battle but
Israel is defeated.
Thinking that if the ark of the LORD goes into
battle among them and they will be saved from
their enemies the Israelites brought with them
the ark of the LORD of hosts, who is enthroned
upon the cherubim.
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Philistines
battle Israel with such resolve and defeat
Israel capturing the ark of God. Eli's two
sons, Hophni and Phinehas, who were with the ark
are killed. Upon learning that the ark of God
has been captured, Eli falls breaking his neck
and he dies. He was ninety-eight years old.
The Philistines then brings the ark of God into
the temple of Dagon in Ashdod, placing it beside
Dagon. Next morning the people of Ashod find
Dagon lying prone on the ground before the ark
of the LORD. They pick Dagon up and put him back
on his altar. But next morning the people again
find Dagon lying prone on the ground before the
ark of the LORD with his head and hands broken
off.The LORD punishes the people of Ashdod. He
ravages and afflicts the city and its vicinity a
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plague
of mice that swarm in their ships and overrun
their fields. And everywhere they move and keep
the ark the LORD throws that city into turmoil.
So they decide to send the ark back to Israel. They place the ark on a
cart with the guilt offerings pull by two cows.
The two cows go straight to the field of Joshua
the Beth-shemite and they stop there.
With the ark of the LORD back in Israel the
whole Israelite population turns back to the
LORD.
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Samuel Judges
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Samuel tells the
Israelites to throw away their foreign gods and
to devote themselves to the LORD, and worship
him alone. He tells them that that is the only
way the He will deliver them from the power of
the Philistines.
So the Israelites do as Samuel ordered. Samuel
orders all Israel to gather at Mizpah, and
there they fast and confess to the LORD.
It is at Mizpah that Samuel begins to judge the
Israelites.
When the Philistines hear that the Israelites
had gathered at Mizpah, they plan to attack
Israel.
But Samuel prays to the LORD to save them from
the Philistines and offers a sacrifice. During
the sacrifice the Philistines attack Israel.
That day, however, the LORD thunders loudly
against the Philistines, and throws them into
such confusion that Israel defeats them. Never
again are they to enter the territory of Israel,
for the LORD punishes them severely as long as
Samuel lived.
The cities from Ekron to Gath which the
Philistines had taken from Israel are restored
to them. Israel also frees the territory of
these cities from the dominion of the
Philistines. Moreover there is peace between
Israel and the Amorites.
Samuel judges Israel as long as he lived. He
travels yearly, passing through Bethel, Gilgal
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Israel Demands
a King |
In his old age
Samuel appoints his sons judges over Israel. His
first-born is named Joel, his second son, Abijah;
they judge at Beer-sheba. When the sons of
Samuel turn out to be corrupt, the elders of
Israel come to Samuel demanding that Samuel
appoint a king over them instead.
Although this demand displeases him, Samuel
prays to the LORD who tells him to grant the
people's every request. The LORD tells Samuel
that the Israelites are rejecting the LORD as
their king.
He also tells Samuel to warn them solemnly and
inform them of the rights of the king who will
rule them.
Samuel delivers the message of the LORD in full
to the elders. Samuel warns them that the king
will take their sons and daughters and make them his
soldiers, cooks and bakers. He also tells them
that the king will take all that is theirs from
them as his own. He also tells them they will
all become slaves of the king.
Finally,
Samuel warns them when this happens all of
Israel will complain but on that day the LORD
will not answer them.
But the people do not believe Samuel and insist
for a king over Israel.
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The LORD
through Samuel grants Israel their first kings.
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I & II Samuel: A Commentary (Old Testament Library)
First sentence in
the book:
""THE BOOKS OF SAMUEL contain that
part of the history of Israel which describes
the foundation of the State, running from the
close of the period of the Judges to the
establishment of the united kingdom." |
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The Sunday Readings |
June 3, 2007:
The Solemnity of the Most Holy Trinity
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First Reading From the
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Thus says the wisdom
of God:
"The LORD possessed me, the beginning of his ways,
the forerunner of his prodigies of long ago; from
of old I was poured forth, at the first, before
the earth.
"When there were no depths I was brought forth,
when there were no fountains or springs of water;
before the mountains were settled into place,
before the hills, I was brought forth; while as
yet the earth and fields were not made, nor the
first clods of the world.
"When the Lord established the heavens I was
there, when he marked out the vault over the face
of the deep; when he made firm the skies above,
when he fixed fast the foundations of the earth;
when he set for the sea its limit, so that the
waters should not transgress his command; then was
I beside him as his craftsman, and I was his
delight day by day, playing before him all the
while, playing on the surface of his earth; and I
found delight in the human race." |
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Responsorial From the Book of Psalms:
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our God, how wonderful your name in all the
earth!
When I behold your heavens, the work of your
fingers,
the moon and the stars which you set in
place —
What is man that you should be mindful of
him,
or the son of man that you should care for
him?
R. O Lord, our God, how wonderful your
name in all the earth!
You have made him little less than the
angels,
and crowned him with glory and honor.
You have given him rule over the works of
your hands,
putting all things under his feet:
R. O Lord, our God, how wonderful your
name in all the earth!
All sheep and oxen,
yes, and the beasts of the field,
The birds of the air, the fishes of the sea,
and whatever swims the paths of the seas.
R. O Lord, our God, how wonderful your
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Second Reading from
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Brothers and
sisters:
Therefore, since we have been justified by faith,
we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus
Christ, through whom we have gained access by
faith to this grace in which we stand, and we
boast in hope of the glory of God.
Not only that, but
we even boast of our afflictions, knowing that
affliction produces endurance, and endurance,
proven character, and proven character, hope, and
hope does not disappoint, because the love of God
has been poured out into our hearts through the
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Reading From
the Gospel of John:
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Jesus said to his
disciples:
"I have much more to tell you, but you cannot bear
it now. But when he comes, the Spirit of truth, he
will guide you to all truth.
He will not speak on
his own, but he will speak what he hears, and will
declare to you the things that are coming.
He will glorify
me, because he will take from what is mine and
declare it to you.
Everything that
the Father has is mine; for this reason I told you
that he will take from what is mine and declare it
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References |
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Read more about the Liturgical Year |
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The Origins of the Liturgical Year (Pueblo
Books)
by
Thomas J. Talley (Author) The Rev. Dr.
Thomas J. Talley, Professor of Liturgics
at the General Theological Seminary in New
York, is one of the leading liturgists in
the country. He gives us a fresh
examination of the complex history of the
Liturgical Year. |
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The Cultural World of Jesus: Sunday by Sunday, Cycle C. (Bestseller! the Cultural World of Jesus: Sunday by Sunday)
by
John J. Pilch (Author)
Reader
Review: The book by Pilch provides
those who not only fill the pulpits across
this country but also all interested in
the cultural world in which Jesus lived
with a lot of pertinent information that
sheds light on a lot of areas that have
been "muddled" in the past. Yes, I highly
recommend this book. - James Mauldin |
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Learn more and read the Old Testament. |
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Preaching from the Old Testament
by Elizabeth Achtemeier (Author) Reader
Review: The author of these
thirty-two short chapters begins and ends
with the assumption that problems we
experience with the Old Testament are our
problem, not the Bible's. This
subordinating of the Bible reader to the
well-weathered book he holds in his hand
opens doors, not to forced harmonisations
of problematic passages, but to fresh
reappraisal of difficult texts on their
own terms. -
David A. Baer |
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The Navarre Bible: Pentateuch (The Navarre Bible: Old Testament)
This volume helps you make the first five
books of the Old Testament a vital part of
your spiritual reading and practical
growth in the Christian life. It contains
the full English and Latin texts of these
books, along with extensive and faithfully
Catholic commentaries. Like other volumes
in the world-renowned Navarre Bible
series, these commentaries draw on Church
documents, the exegesis of Fathers and
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Doctors of the Church, and the works of contemporary
spiritual writers — particularly St. Josemaría
Escrivá, who initiated the Navarre Bible
project. |
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Readers' Corner
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5-Finger Prayer
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Submitted thru
Helen G. |
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Your
thumb is nearest you.
So begin your prayers by praying for those
closest to you They are the easiest to
remember. To pray for our loved ones is,
as C. S. Lewis once said, a "sweet duty."
The next finger is the pointing finger.
Pray for those who teach, instruct and
heal. This includes teachers, doctors, and
ministers. They need support and wisdom in
pointing others in the right direction.
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The next finger is the tallest finger.
It reminds us of our leaders. Pray for the
president, leaders in business and industry,
and administrators. These people shape our
nation and guide public opinion. They need
God's guidance.
The fourth finger is our ring finger.
Surprising to many is the fact that this is
our weakest finger, as any piano teacher will
testify. It should remind us to pray for those
who are weak, in trouble or in pain. They need
your prayers day and night You cannot pray too
much for them.
And lastly comes our little finger -
the smallest finger of all which is where we
should place ourselves in relation to God and
others.
As the Bible says, "The least shall be the
greatest among you." Your pinkie should remind
you to pray for yourself. By the time you have
prayed for the other four groups, your own
needs will be put into proper perspective and
you will be able to pray for yourself more
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Some Hazards at the Beach
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Dealing with
Jellyfish
Jellyfish are among the most unpleasant seawater
calamities. Fortunately, most victims make a
complete recovery within days. If you or someone
you know is stung by a jellyfish, get to shore and
contact rescue workers immediately.
If none are present and you are required to
address the wound yourself, pour vinegar on
the wound to disable the nematocysts. If you
do not have vinegar present, use salt water,
but DO NOT use anything else. The slightest
change in PH level could elicit the release of
more venom. Once the nematocysts are disabled,
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remove them. Before
doing so, make sure you have protective clothing,
as to ensure you are not wounded while attempting
to help. Then, pull the larger portions of the
jellyfish out of the wound. Next, take a sharp
edge and run it along the wound to remove the
smaller, remaining particles. A razor, credit
card, or knife will suffice. Then, get the victim
to medical care as soon as possible. Doctors will
most likely prescribe something to reduce skin
irritation. |
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Dealing with Sharks
Sharks are the scariest of seawater horrors,
but unjustifiably so. Your chances of being
bitten by a shark are about as good as your
chances of being struck by lightning. Beyond
that, only 1% of shark bites are fatal.
Lastly, by following a few simple precautions,
swimmers and surfers can reduce their chances
almost to zero. To understand how to prevent
against a shark attack, you need to understand
what causes one. In California, there are no
sharks that act as natural predators to
humans. If someone is bitten by a shark, it is
an accident. So, what causes an accident on
the shark's part? Swimming in murky waters,
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swimming near sunset
or sunrise (when sharks feed), swimming while
bleeding, or swimming alone. Sharks are much more
likely to confuse one human for a fish than many
humans as fish. Avoid those situations, and you
should be safe. Sorry, we can't help you with the
lightning. |
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Understanding Rip Currents
Rip currents are actually a much more real concern
than sharks and jellyfish combined. Drowning is
one of the leading causes of death in children
under the age of 15, and a rip current is a scary
situation in which to find yourself. However, most
people who drown in a rip current do so because
they fight against
it, instead of taking the ride. See, rip
currents are caused by a large influx of water
(in the form of a large set of waves or
increased tide) coming to the shore.
Naturally, the water has to return to the
ocean. Since water seeks the lowest point,
sometimes a rushing underwater torrent of
water will form in a low point on the sea
floor, like an underwater river. If you get
caught in this, it may feel as though you are
being tugged underneath, but, in reality, you
are being towed out to sea. The good news is
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that the current has
to come to an end, eventually.
Your best bet is either to swim parallel to the
beach (like swimming across a river) until you
have cleared the current or to simply take the
ride and let the next set of waves take you back
to shore. Whatever you do, don't fight against it.
You can't swim against a rip current anymore than
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Dealing with
Stingray
A stingray wound
is serious and should receive medical
attention. If a stingray barbs you, you should
see a doctor as soon as possible.
Stingrays have venom on their barb that can
cause a “drastic decrease in blood pressure,
increased pulse, dizziness and possible
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The barb may
break off in the wound and it must be removed by a
doctor. The wound will need to be cleaned to avoid
infection. The victim may also need a tetanus
shot.
If a stingray barbs you, get out of the water
and onto the beach and notify emergency services
immediately.
Apply pressure to control the bleeding.
If the wound is not serious but you are in a
lot of pain, soak wound in water as hot as you
can stand for half an hour to an hour.
Alternatively, wrap hot towels around the
wound. Heat helps break down the venom and
relieve the pain.
See a doctor
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Sunscreen or
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Before you head
out under the sun make sure you are protected. |
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How Many New cases of Skin Cancer will be
Diagnosed this Year?
According to the
American Academy of Dermatology, more than one
million new cases of
skin cancer will be diagnosed this year--almost
one every hour. The majority of these cases are
the result of sun exposure, and the majority of
them could be prevented with some cursory
understanding of modern sun protection technology.
What are
Sunblocks and Sunscreens?
The first line of
defense against sun damage is sunblock or
sunscreen. Actually, the two words refer to very
different chemical compounds.
The first,
sunblock, is usually composed of zinc oxide. Zinc
oxide basically acts as a series of tiny mirrors
that coat your skin and reflect sunlight away. The
protection is almost complete against both UVA and
UVB radiation.
Sunscreen
typically employs titanium dioxide as the active
ingredient, which takes an entirely different
approach. Titanium dioxide does not block the
sun's rays; instead, it interacts with them to
convert them into heat energy, which is then
dissipated harmlessly throughout the protective
coat.
Most
dermatologists agree that sunblock is more
effective for one key reason: titanium dioxide has
a tendency to absorb into the skin, leaving the
skin vulnerable to sun damage. Worse yet, some
scientists have recently argued that the absorbed
titanium dioxide, combined with sun exposure
actually increases the risk of premature aging and
skin cancer.
Unfortunately, "sunblock" and "suncreen" are not
official terms, and, sometimes, they are used
interchangeably by manufacturers. If you want to
be sure you're safe, look for zinc oxide on the
label.
What is SPF?
SPF
is perhaps one of the most misunderstood terms in
the consumer community.
Most
people believe that the SPF refers to the
effectiveness of the sun protection. Actually,
SPF, or Sun Protection Factor, is a multiplier of
the time you can spend in the sun
without developing the harmful aftereffects.
For
instance, if you can usually spend 10 minutes in
the sun before you begin to burn, an SPF 15 would
allow you to stay out in the sun for 150 minutes,
or 2-1/2 hours, before skin damage occurs. Now,
there are two important points that must be
understood when utilizing sun protection.
First, the clock does not reset if you reapply the
sunblock. So, you can't simply put more sunblock
on after 2-1/2 hours to extend your time to 5
hours. There is a law of diminishing returns here.
You will more likely gain only another 15 minutes
of safety.
The
second point is that even sunblock absorbs
completely into the skin within 3-4 hours (more
quickly if water or sweating is involved). This is
why sun-protection manufacturers are now required
to cap their products at SPF 30+, no matter how
much protection the products could potentially
offer.
So, even if your SPF increases your estimated safe
time to 4 or 5 hours, get out of the sun or wear
protective clothing after 3. Your skin will thank
you later.
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Recipes |
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Baked Eggs
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Ingredients
1 tbsp butter, plus extra for greasing
8 oz small leeks, thinly sliced
5—6 tbsp whipping cream
4 small—medium eggs
For a
slightly different result, beat the eggs with the
remaining whipping cream and season. Spoon over the
leeks into the ramekins, then bake in the roasting pan
with boiling water.
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Chicken Marinated in
Soy Sauce |
Ingredients
4
skinless, chicken breast fillets
1 large orange
2 tbsp dark soy sauce
14 oz medium asparagus spears
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MAKES
TWENTY-EIGHT TO THIRTY
2 1/2 cups
plain (all-purpose) flour
1 cup unsalted (sweet) butter
1 cup icing (confectioners’) sugar, plus extra for dusting
2 tsp vanilla essence (extract)
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How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? |
Unique Up On It. |
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How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? |
Tame Way. |
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How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
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They Take The Psycho Path |
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How Do You Get Holy Water? |
You Boil The Hell Out Of It |
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What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete
Wall? |
Dam! (Sorry folks) |
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What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice
too Long? |
Polaroid's |
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What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't
work? |
A Stick |
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What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
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Nacho Cheese |
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What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? |
Subordinate Clauses |
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What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In
Quicksand? |
Quattro Sinko |
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